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Episodes
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Picks Made
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Recommendations
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Midsommar Recs
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Overview
Total
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All Time
Picks Made
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All Time
Unique Picks
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Most
Episode Wins
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Head to Head
Overall
Who's Winning?
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Breakdown
Rank Distribution
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Ian
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Over Time
Cumulative Score
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Graham
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Lead
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Ian
Standard Episodes
Win Streaks
Head to Head
Points Breakdown
GRAHAM
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IAN
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Regular Episodes
Episodes
Episode Types
Episode Titles
Title Trivia
AVG LENGTH BY YEAR
Episodes
Episodes Per Year
Recognition
Award Nominations
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Best Tangent
Golden Lobes
2025 NOMINEE
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Best Social Media
Golden Lobes
2025 NOMINEE
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Best Jingle
Independent Podcast Awards
2025 NOMINEE
More Trivia
Episode Records
Picks Analysis
Topics
Most Picked Topics
Performance Over Time
Win Rate By Year
Percentage of episodes won per calendar year (standard episodes only).
Pick Intelligence
Personal #1 Accuracy
How often does each person's top personal pick end up winning?
Bold Choices
Contrarian Score
How often does each person's top personal pick end up completely unranked?
Unlucky
Biggest Snubs
Recommendations
Recommendations
Who Recommends More?
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Graham
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Ian
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Both
Prophecy
Recommendations Later Picked
Films recommended on the podcast that eventually became episode picks. Excludes Midsommar (obviously).
Running Joke
Midsommar by Numbers
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times recommended
Undrafted
Undrafted
First Pick Advantage
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Undrafted
Undrafted Scoreboard
Undrafted
Audience Vote Stats
Graham
Co-Host ยท The Competitive One
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Episode Wins
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Win Rate
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Points
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Total Picks
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Unique Picks
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Recs Made
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Best Streak
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#1 Accuracy
Most Picked Films
Ian
Co-Host ยท The Contrarian One
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Total Picks
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Unique Picks
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Recs Made
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#1 Accuracy
Most Picked Films
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